I see you came to meet with me about this very important issue. You know I've been working on a new software project for the company right? Well it's really cool. I can search databases throughout the entire company with ease now. However, in my search I found something really interesting in your files. Dick pictures. Your dick pictures. You've been sending these out to girls for years haven't you? Do you know the amount of damage I could do with these photos? Your family, your job... everything is in my control now. You might want to listen carefully to these instructions if you want to keep your little secret between us two.