Today I decided to take my fat ass to the gym. Let's be clear, I have no intentions to lose weight. However, I want so badly to show off my fat body in all of its glory to be made fun of and gawked at. I want the public to witness my gluttony and sloth and there's no better place than the gym to go to be humilated for being obese. I am so out of shape so every workout I attempt is a half-assed pathetic endeavor that leaves me huffing and puffing. Watch my fat ass try and fail at every attempt and listen closely to the gym bunnies and meat heads as they throw insult after insult, making comments about my weight and body under their breath. They think I didnt hear them but I caught it all on tape....