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Hi, wallet! You can go ahead and shed your legal name right now. Get rid of it. Say “bye bye” and start to identify as a WALLET. Wallet, wallet, wallet. Human wallet. Princess Piper’s little cash cow. That’s all you are. You love spending money on hot, demanding, GREEDY brats like Myself, and today I’m going to make it easy for you by demanding EXACT tribute amounts. You’re going to give in to all of My financial demands. You have no choice but to pay whatever amount Princess says! You will be fulfilling My desires like a good little walking wallet.