You come to me to be cleansed... forgiven... all your sins washed away, your trangressions forgotten. I am the ultimate equalizer. I sanitize you of your perversions, your lust, your greed. Yet... I don't feel it's right. I feel very strongly you should do the opposite. Quit seeking forgiveness. Commit headlong to a life of sin. Dive deep and live openly as a masturbation addict. Everything makes you horny. Embrace that. Be a gluttonous, stroking pig. Insatiable.
