I arrive to our date with my own chair I hope you don’t mind I’m worried my arse is going to explode with farts I sit down and start eating the hot s you have prepared I try and act elegant, but I just keep blowing farts into my bucket chair over and over again The hot s are making me fart but they are just so delicious I keep on eating more hots and farting like a slob not realising you’ve walked out of your own house leaving me I Guess our hot date is over ooops #fart #farting #gassy #eating #toiletfetish #evamarie #onlyevamarie