While I had to classify this as CEI, I must admit this is not about eating your cum today. Instead, I want you to spray your face with your own ooey, gooey jizz! Sometimes it’s fun to make a mess, right?!?! I find it so amusing when grown men are so eager to get limber and creative in order to throw their legs over their head and cum on their own faces. Whether you’re using pillows, the wall, a wedge or some other half-cocked concoction you’ve come up with I truly only care about the outcome….which is your face being covered in your own cream! I’ll encourage you and tease you as you edge and pump yourself, mind you I want those balls full before we do this so be sure to hydrate too. And then I even have a fun, insightful little self-reflection assignment too, after you finish painting your masterpiece first of course!