He is always saying I should trample him more (what a loser, lol) so I decided to give him what he asked for, and then some. I had a set of ice spikes lying around from glacier hiking in Iceland last year, and I decided the perfect way to get some use out of them was to walk fullweight all over the losers back with them on my feet. Each shoe has 50 sharp metal spikes on the bottom, so I'm sure you can imagine how that felt for him with my whole weight pressing down on top of them (although whatever you are imagining I am sure it was 10 times worse, haha). The sounds of agony coming out of his mouth were absolutely hilarious, especially when I decided to balance on one foot.