I didn't know what this mysterious package was but upon opening it I discover that creepy coworker who is always hitting on me shrunk himself down and mailed himself to me in hopes of getting an edge or something. After I realize it's him I decide to torment him and explain how I'm going to eat him amd he can't get away. I put him in mouth playing with him and eventually swallowing him until he travels down to my stomach. I explain how this is his fate and he made a wonderful snack and as I finish savoring his journey I discover he has given the burps.