Are you really my tinder date? Well, in that case, let's not waste time. You were very different in the photos and I'm not going to date a "man" who is half my BMI. I'm looking for a man... a real fat man who makes me feel safe and secure. Get lost before I decide to sit on you and break every bone in your body. Look for a size 0 girl 'cause I'm not in your league.