I had never heard of a 'toilet swirly' until recently, but as soon as I had it described to me I knew I just had to try it, lol. I have the loser kneel on the bathroom floor, tie his legs and arms, and then make him stick his head face down right into the dirty toilet bowl. Then I sit on the seat fullweight, trapping his head painfully in there, and flush the toilet... over and over and over again. I know American toilets have a bowl full of water that drains when flushed, but in the UK we have a huge jet of water that sprays into the bowl from all directions every time.