My poor little man is so upset today! I want to know what's making you so fussy. You know you can tell Step-Mommy anything. I finally get you to confess that your girlfriend broke up with you when she discovered that you were still wearing pull ups. I told you that woman wouldn't be able to handle you, sweetie. You need a Step-Mommy to take care of you. Good thing I'm here to set things right. I know just what my little man needs. You might be all grown up, but inside, you're still just a boy. It's time you embraced that, sweetie pie! I'm going to put you right back in nappies, that is, after Step-Mommy takes care of your little stiffy. I can't have my boy running around with a hard weewee, now can I? You just relax and let me take care of everything. You can be Step-Mommy's little man forever! This was a custom that turned out so well, I decided to share.