I am your girlfriend, I come home to find you have not brushed your teeth yet. I have been working all day as an oral hygienist and decide it is your turn... I get on some green latex gloves to inspect your mouth and then I realise it kinda looks like you are getting hard so I pull on some white gloves, pull down your pants, only to find a itty bitty dicky so the SPH and some JOI starts...