My father, our pig of a King, abandoned me knowing full well you and your band of forest warriors were on their way. Little did he know, you wouldn't just slay me then and there... Oh no, see, we have a lot in common, you and I, particularly our mutual hatred for daddy. Our tales of the barbarians were far from truth and we have a mutual need, don't we, Forest Prince? If you leave, I shall be married off to another King for land and treasure. Whatever will we do? Will you help me prince? I have the most scandalous of ideas. How about we start rumour that you, the Forest Prince, took my virginity? My precious maidenhood being lost to a so-called "barbarian" would not only ruin my fathers plans of expansion, but also completely tarnish his reputation. We shall tell the maids, who shall tell the mistresses in the brothels... word will spread so fast you'll blink and everyone will fear you. What do you say prince, down to play a little game? Oh and rumour isnt enough... we need to be caught in the act. After all, people are too quick to dismiss the tales of Barbarians, we would be thought liars. "Maids? Come in wont you! Theres a savage prince here to take my maidenhood! My maidenhood for the city's safety! I plea parley!"... Are you ready? Don't forget to amp up the savagery. You want them to believe us don't you? After all, it is my fathers throne you truly crave. Impregnate me now prince, so no one can deny the tales told. Soon my fathers empire will crumble and you and I shall take it over from the ashes that remain.