So...you're bald. It's impossible to ignore; the sun reflects so brightly off your shiny bald head that it's almost blinding. When you're bald, it's a daily struggle to "own" your baldness and convince yourself that it's not a detriment to your dating life, isn't it? Well, We're here to make sure your roll down the slope of self-pity is as smooth as your stupid skull. No Woman wants to date a bald fuck like you, and We're really going to drill in all the reasons why. You and your bald head are going to be covered in nervous sweat as two gorgeous, completely unattainable Women degrade you, and, if you want to truly prove what a loser you are, We have a special task for you to complete at the end. What a lucky little baldie!