Are you ready to become a totally addicted to GOONING? Are you ready to lose control over your life? My gooning schedule will make sure every free minute of your day is going to be spent stroking or thinking of stroking! You WILL give me the gooning time you owe me. You WILL stroke to whatever I tell you to! Let my schedule tell you how long you are going to be obligated to stroke each day. Let yourself be controlled by an evil algorithm. Let gooning CONTROL you.
