You come over to my house, desperate to tell me something... You want to reveal your lifelong crush on me, because I've been single as long as you've known me! Ew, first off, I'm just not into you and your tiny cock. Second, I've been fucking my big brother for YEARS! I wasn't single, I just didn't need anyone else with his massive cock just down the hall! I tell you stories of all the times I fucked him while you were JUST far enough away to not notice, and jerk myself to a shaking orgasm in front of you while rambling about how much I need his cock! Consider it a consolation prize that you even got to see it...