Son, I need your help. I want to teach my boyfriend a lesson. I think he's been looking at other women when we're in public. Don't you think that's disrespectful to your mother? Let's do something about it. I think if he sees naughty photos on my phone of another man, he would be jealous & understand what it feels like. I could just download some photos from the internet, but I want the photos to be of the same penis so that it's convincing. Trouble is, you're the only other man I know. Can I take some photos of your penis? Don't you want to help your mother? Just take your pants down. It doesn't even have to be hard.
Wait, why is it so small? This won't do at all. If my boyfriend sees photos of... that thing, he's going to think I traded down. Oh, you're a grower? Okay, well then I guess it does need to be hard for the photos. It's not getting any bigger son. What if I give you something to look at? Here's a little cleavage. Can't you try a little harder? Oh fine, I'll unbutton my shirt more. That's still not big enough. I'll take off my skirt. Don't be so embarrassed; I've seen your penis before, I used to change your diapers. Though I must say I thought it might be bigger than it was then, and it really isn't.
I'll take one photo just to see what it looks like now. Nope, still not big enough. I'll show you my bare breasts. Surely if you're a "grower" it will grow for mom's bare breasts. Fine, I guess I can show you my pussy. Keep jerking it. Let's try one more photo, maybe from a different angle. Still too small. You're such a disappointment. I see you can't help me with this problem at all. Put your penis away. I'm done with you, but I wonder how big the neighbor boy is