First Night - Baby what's wrong? It's the middle of the night. You can't sl*ep? Son, I'm sorry you had a nightmare but you need to try and fall asl*ep for Mommy. No baby, I can't stay in your bed, Mommy has her own bedroom with Daddy... Son, what is that? What do you mean you don't know what it is? Haven't you had a talk with your Father about that? Son, it will go away, just try to fall asl*ep... I'm sorry it hurts baby, but I can't help you with that, I'm your Mother. Why??? Because baby... Okay, okay, just be quiet son, I'll show you what to do this one time but this has to be a secret.... Second Night - Honey, not again... Mommy is very tired. You need to go back to sl*ep. No son, I don't want to hear it. I showed you what to do last night. You're a big boy you can do it yourself... Okay, I'll stay with you for a minute and make sure you're doing it right... Son, stop, don't touch me there. Really, this is getting out of hand baby... No, I won't put it in my mouth... Son, where did you learn about that??? Well maybe it wouldn't hurt if I sucked it just a little, but we have to be quick.... Third Night - Son, this is getting ridiculous. We can't keep doing this... Your Father is going to catch us, and you need to learn to do this yourself anyway. Look, this is the last time I'm helping you, I mean it... Baby please stop touching Mommy there. Baby this isn't right... Yes it feels good... Son, Mommy is going to try something else. This should help, but please remember honey, this is our secret..... ***Starring Miss Brat