It's time to have an honest conversation, but not the type you are going to like. It's the type of conversation where I bring to surface all the loser and sad thoughts you have and have been running in the back of your mind. Your mom should have swallowed you: acknowledging what a waste of space you are. Your existence is a burden and you exist to please and serve, to make up up for your sad existence. This will make you cry and wank at the same time.