For “Steve”: You’re my boss and a sucky one at that. I’ve been working my ass off and deserve a raise! I do it ALL around here. Well, it sucks that I know the only way I can make that happen is through sex…. So, lets do it. I pull your dick out and realize it is TINY. I put it in my mouth but can’t even give you proper blowjob its so small and uncomfortable. Welp, I guess lets fuck? Here, ill lie back on your chair… OK… are you inside me? Hmmm… this is strange. Why don’t you try doggy. OMG your tiny little pencil dick is so small. DID YOU JUST FINISH?! I have to tell everyone at the office about this… enjoy me, xo SPH/SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION/DILDO SUCKING/POV SEX/VIRTUAL SEX/RESTAURANT/SLOANSMOANS