We're all ready to head out to the gym! I'm about to wear these brand new leggings and we can leave. It's so nice we can workout as a couple. I excitedly put on my new leggings and am stunned there's a hole in them already! Wtf! You told me my butt wasn't big! No gym or weight loss will shrink this phat ass. I hope you like it because I plan on making it bigger. Every pound goes to my chunky ass and bloated tummy. I show off my 45-inch wide dump truck ass. With this hole getting bigger I might as well cut it open and show off more of this growing HUGE ass. Bouncing this phat ass around and showing all this cellulite in these ruined leggings, I might as well stay home and eat more to grow my ass bigger.