So there's this crazy rumor going around school. Its about your dick. A lot of students are saying you're... well, you're uncircumcised. You never got cut. Your pecker is wearing a winter hoodie. Is it true?! SHOW ME! Oh... oh my god... EW! That is SICK! That is, without a doubt, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. Didn't your parents love you?! Why would they leave that disgusting foreskin, instead of getting you circumcised? You could have had a nice, tight shaft... perfect domed mushroom head... taut, tight skin. You could have had a NICE dick, and instead you have this mushy excess of flesh pooled between your legs- it looks like a turtle's neck