We've been such great friends for so long now, but I have no idea that you had developed feelings for me! We kissed after a night out once and you've been secretly in love with me ever since. You finally muster the courage to announce your true feelings and you invite me round for us to chat but it quickly turns extremely awkward. I practically laugh in your face as I tell you that you're not good enough and nothing will ever happen between us! You're absolutely devastated and now I feel bad, so I take pity on you and offer you a one off pity handjob and allow you to cum on my tits, whilst you try not to cry and remind you that this is the closest you will ever get to fucking me.