You can tell I had fun making this clip and really ripping into losers who can’t get a girlfriend. If fact, you can’t even get a date, let alone girlfriend. That’s pathetic. No girl wants you. Don’t worry, I’ve got a solution. As you can guess from the preview (although I made sure a lot of key parts of the clip aren’t shown in the preview), it involves a cushion but not it’s not just humping it, pervert. We both know you’re missing out on more than just sex. You’ve got no one to cuddle up with, spend time with, romantically surprise you and so much more. You’ll never feel the soft warmth of a woman in your beta arms. But I’m going to help. And by “help”, I actually mean, make you feel really ashamed about your lack of a girlfriend. You’re next level sad, and I want you to know that.
