What do you do to impress the woman who has everything? How do you please someone who is so notoriously difficult to please? You know that your usual strutting and theatre will do nothing to curl those ruby red lips upward. Yet you want to try so hard to do anything, just anything to make her happy... I will tell you what you will do to make me happy. It is going to be hard. Because you see I only want you in my life if you can be amusing... And you need me in your life because I am amazing.... So pledge your everything to me. Your mind, your heart, your dignity. And I will drain every last trickle of you and consume you whole