We've been friends for a while, even after we stopped working together. You're so good to me! Always driving me around, fetching my coffee, rubbing my feet after a hard day. You make the mistake of telling our old coworkers that we're actually IN a relationship! What would make you think that I would ever be with a bitch boy like you? I'm pissed, and I saw you pull your tiny cock out at my house. I've actually got it on video. Let's see what you would do to make sure no one ever sees it.