Ugh, I had so much fun at my friends house for a sleepover. Im sat in my onesie and she has just made me a coffee, I think to myself that I will sip it then go home before I need to toilet as Im quite funny about going to the toilet at someone else's house!
My friend knows i have a dairy intolerance, so of course I assume she made my coffee with almond milk. But no, i get about half way through and my belly starts to gurgle, I dont have long to run to the toilet, pull off my onesie before I explode! I hope nobody in the house heard me, because it sure was loud and violent