Why are you hiding out in the spare bedroom and not at the party? I know my husband can be a huge jerk, but your wife is out there having fun. To be honest I need a little bit of a break from all the guests as well. Im happy we finally get some alone time. Remember before you married your wife we had a little fling going on? How funny was that? And so long ago, even I almost forgot about it. Don't get me wrong I love your wife but she sure has changed and gotten way more bitchy. I think we should have a secret romp. I know you've always loved my hand jobs, give you one for old times sake? After you bust my true intentions are exposed. She told me all about that big bonus you got..I want it. If you don't give it to me I will tell her everything, how much is this secret worth to you