I'm your big step-sister's best friend and I've been coming over to your house your whole life. Everytime I walk through the door, I kick off my Converses and get comfortable. Your familial units love me! You love me too, but for a whole different reason. Since I am insanely hot and I wear Converses all the time, you've developed quite the little sneaker fetish. You sneak down in the middle of the night and sniff them and you're always staring below my ankles. You're a little foot faggot for me! Time to do some sniffing, foot faggot. Except you're not going to be sneaking around this time. You get to do it in front of me while I laugh and humiliate you.