your annual review is here and I just want to have relaxing get to know one another talk. Absolutely no pressure. Off the record I've noticed you've been extra jumpy when I walk into your office. Care to share why this is? I mean, you could share the reason with Me or... I could just take a look at the company security cameras. Aha it's all coming back to you now huh? Strokin' your dick on company time... hmmm. Oh no you're not going to be fired, I have a much much better idea.