Size, Compare, and Swallow Littles

There were a few puny people in my room so I took full advantage of the situation! I looked for my straight ruler to measure their miniature stature but only found my measuring tape. My big 8-inch hands practically swallow them up...speaking of swallowing...measuring them made me hungry and then I thought, 'I wonder how they taste?' Guess what happens next? One by one, I describe how each mini person tastes, and then I SWALLOW them whole! Come and listen to how they squirmed on the way down.