Earlier you refused to give me a foot rub. What kind of nonsense was that anyway? Your refusal was such a disappointment I decided to correct your behavior once and for all and shrink you to about 4 inches tall! Now your entire existence depends upon my charity and tolerance for your life. You will spend your entire life trying to make it up to me by worshipping and serving my feet just the way I like. Look up at my big soles and long toes, and be careful not to get smooshed under them!
