"<p><img src=""http://www.misskelle.com/C4S/images/mkm_1080p.png""> </p> <p> Welcome to my clinic, today is your unlucky day! I have been wanting to add to my collection of testicles. I want to have a large collection of specimens in jars in my clinic. Using my sharp instruments, I will describe the three different ways I intend on parting you from your precious jewels! In great graphic detail, I will describe the procedure with possibly a bit too much excitement!</p>"