"<p><img src=""http://www.misskelle.com/C4S/images/kellecustoms.png""></p> <p><i>0-3 minutes: You talk to a guard as you eat your last meal.You mention your case (2 crimes that they know about, DA had it out for you). You aren’t sorry. Fuck those pieces of trash. You mention the electric chair (the 40,000 volts the DA promised you). You seem angry about it, but it’s not happening. You demand to see the warden. <br> 3-6 minutes: The warden comes (off screen), you ask if he likes what he sees (you strip tease in the jumpsuit, a little cleavage, maybe more). You tell him he doesn’t want this to go to waste, besides, you’re so much hotter than his wife… and his mistress. Yes, you know about that. You imply that you know more. You know where all the skeletons are buried and you have plans to release that information if the electric chair order goes through. So you are in charge. <br> 6-8 minutes: You start rattling off your demands. They start simple. Stay of electric chair order, more yard time and conjugal visits, but they get more ridiculous (spa days, sushi, etc) The warden will have to pay personally for even thinking he could get rid of you. You tease him some more. You may deign to let him play. But only maybe. He will have to serve you first. You are the queen of the prison and if he doesn’t, Mrs. warden will pay the consequences, that mistress too. <br> 8 -10 minutes: He calls your bluff and tells the guards to proceed (implied by your reaction) You didn’t mean it. Come back! You don’t want to get rid of this. You show off your body but that doesn’t work either. <br> </i></p>"
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