The doctor says I could stand to lose some weight, but fortunately, you know better. You know that the best kittens are plump and soft, and you won’t let yours be anything less. So instead of strawberries or carrot sticks for a snack, like the doctor suggested, you give me a plate of pure carbs and sodium—white rice with soy sauce.
Watch me eat my food like a good chubby kitten, washing every few bites down with water lapped straight out of a plastic dish. And after I lick my plate clean, I even beg for a little more