What a week! I’m just now on the phone talking to Jenny, about how Iwas in the middle of doing laundry, when I felt a hand on my hips and then suddenly there’s a hand on my mouth, and then… Well I don’t know, everything just went dark. I then woke up cuffed on the floor and it was my weird neighbour from downstairs, he was watching me! He said he has left a key on the floor for me and if I can get out then I’ve passed the first test! I was drooling all over the place and I eventually got out. He told me I was a good girl and walked off. And then he locked himself in his room. The weirdest part is that thinking back on it, I think I liked it? When he told me I was a good girl, I felt like I really achieved something, I might become the weird neighbour’s weird girlfriend. What do you think the 2nd test will be?