I am so excited to play video games with you tonight! I could play all night long. But wait….where’s the chairs? You will not catch me sitting on the floor in these silky smooth Lululemon shorts. This will not do! Guess I will have to make another seat. Your face will do. Go ahead and lay down on the ground. Your face is my gaming chair tonight. You can be consumed by ass while I play games all night long. Go ahead and give my ass a nice whiff. You like the smell of that don’t you! The smooth fabric on your face and my ass checks sit on your face. I won’t be able to hear you either so enjoy being my gaming chair. Maybe next time you’ll remember a seat for me.