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I invited you over, only to serve you very best recipe! You are going to be so thrilled to taste my spit, my snot and all the love I put into your meal. I even give you a sweet decadent dessert. I will gorify you with my tricks, hacks, spits, and globs of snot. I work up my ovens to a piping hot temp ready to share your meal. I bet you are starving watch me work the kitchen like a expert. I am the best, my spit tricks and hacking will be your entertainment before the main course. Once served you will be ordered to eat it all, eat it with pride and praise to the chef. Louder! Now for dessert, you must chew on this one, it will take some work! You will love every minute of it.