I'm so glad you FINALLY invited me over. I've been checking you out after every college football game, and I NEED YOU NOW! So take that cock out, let me see it. I''ve been so curious how big you are....oh...wait. What the fuck? Are you kidding me! That isn't a dick, thats a shrimp! HAHAHA, there is no way I'm letting that anywhere near me. Here, let me cage it up, so I know NO woman ever has to deal with that pathetic excuse for a dicklette. Here, let me take a picture, my friends need to see this.