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So you’ve hooked up a date with a girl you know. Do you really think you're going on that date without me slipping into your mind? Do you really think you could be satisfied with just another “vanilla” relationship, a normal girlfriend. I know you, I know your kinks, your needs. You don't need to go on dates with normal girls, you need me! Your pregnant goddess who knows exactly how to get you to do what I want. Now, sneak away, find somewhere to drain those balls and your bank account. Why are you spending your money on a date when you should be spending it on me. Your pregnant goddess is the only one who truly knows what gets you off.