[[ FLASH WARNING ]] *** Eewwwww... You're so gross. Why are you such a creep? Don't look at me. I didn't give you permission to masturbate thinking about me. You're such a creepy, compulsive jerkaholic... always searching for more content to masturbate over. You make everyone uncomfortable. Women hate you. They're disgusted by you. You're always on the edge of losing your load. You can't wait to bolt out of the room and yank it. You know, all of the women at work file HR reports against you because you're so creepy. Everyone wishes you would just stay home with your computer, jerking off where you belong. All of your neighbors complain about you to their husband's. They wish you would wear something besides sweatpants. They can see through your blinds- they can see you hunched in front of your computer watching your porn. You're just a computer creep. A jerkaholic pervert.... get out of here. Crawl back into your cave and masturbate all by yourself you desperate loser...*** VERBAL HUMILIATION, MASTURBATION HUMILIATION, LOSER HUMILIATION, DENIAL, GOON, EVE ELASTIC, QUEEN ELASTICA, MIND FUCK