Happy Choptober, aspiring eunuch! Unfortunately, given the nature of the thing, one can really only perform the apex of Choptober once...and so, I have devised a series of tasks to help get you in the spirit, to really punish your useless appendage for existing. For this week's task, you will need clothespins. See you next week! The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.