I've been waiting anxiously for this moment; It's time for your yearly review! Do you think everything has sunk in? Well, lets converse a little more about this, get into the nitty gritty details. And then I'll tell YOU what I've noticed and come to admire. Seeings as you've done such a good job over the last 6 months, I'm going to give you a little... FUNishment! No no no, it's nothing bad! Just let me get my rope and get you bound and on the floor. Remember how much you loved my smelly boss socks last time? Well do I have a treat for you this time! Its getting hot in here... So let me strip out of my business suit, and reveal my shiny blue catsuit. SURPRISE! I told you this was going to be a funishment. Stripping of clothes, tying of employees, gagging them with my smelly dirty socks?! What a fantasy come true for you! You're all mine and ready for that promotion!
