I know your wife barely wants to have sex, but when she does, she expects you to put on your best performance.
Well, the next time she wants to have sex, you're going to ruin it for her.
You're not going to give her any foreplay, and you're going to act like you're 18 again, and fake an orgasm after 20 seconds.
You're going to leave her unsatisfied and unfulfilled,
and then you're going to go jerk off in the bathroom to me, while she lays in bed, pissed off.
You're going to ruin it for her