Could you be any more pathetic? We've just wrapped up our high school reunion, and none of the "popular" crew can believe YOU had the audacity to show up...just to try to be noticed one last time. I take it upon myself at the after party to show off my assets in my tight green dress, all while you try to avoid wetting yourself, like the loser you've always been. I saw a tiny nub poking out from your shorts earlier, that wasn't your penis, was it? HAHA, no wonder you've been condemned to a life of solitude and humiliation. I instruct you to pull out your tiny appendage while I ridicule and tease you, all while you whimper in sheer pleasure..after all, your dream girl is FINALLY paying attention to you. How sad, yet how enjoyable for you...even if it's only once