Woah! There are some of the loudest and smelliest farts I've had in a long time! I have some really loud and long ones too! These smelly monsters rip out of my asshole! It vibrates my whole asshole when I fart! I don't know what I ate but man, these farts stink!
Does it turn you on to listen to me fart? Do these huge, monster farts turn you on?! I hope they do! They definitely turn me on! I hope you love watching me rip these huge monsters out for you!