So, Coach... we have some talking to do. You might want to lock the door so no one walks in on this. I've been picking up on some things. I've noticed you've been checking me out, um, trying to talk to me after class all the time. Its really starting to creep me out. You're much, much older than I am. You can get in a lot of trouble for even looking at me. I'm sure you're even older than my dad! Doesn't that gross you out? I've been debating telling the principal about this. I mean, you're the coach. You shouldn't be looking at young girls like this. Besides, I'm a cheerleader. I could date anyone in this school. I'm not going to waste my time on an old pervert like you