Trying to figure out what your Halloween costume should be? Don't worry beta, I've got you covered! Instead of pretending to be someone else this year, you are gonna show the world who you really are: a total fuck up! How will you accomplish this, you ask? In addition to saying aloud and writing each ego-destroying affirmation in a tip note, as always, you will also write each one on your body in giant thick black letters. Eyeliner or face paint would be perfect! You will literally have the truth of what a pathetic loser you are written all over you! Isn't that funny? I think it is HILARIOUS! I want everyone to know the shameful truth about you, so make sure to write the majority of them in places that are visible when you are wearing shorts and your most revealing shirt. Don't worry, I will keep an extra special one for you to write on your horny, lonely dick. Prove your devotion to your perfect bratty princess by using a markup code at checkout: Pathetic pervs must pay 25% extra: Reb33283 Loser pervs must pay 50% extra: Reb19800 Gross pervs must pay 75% extra: Reb43599 Disgusting pervs must pay 100% extra: Reb37084 Beta pervs must pay 250% extra: Reb59214 Good little pervs must pay 1000% extra: Reb59205