I'm going to put a VERY embarrassing spell on you! Its a super tummy crampy messy spell. You better get two diapers. I don't think one will be able to contain the mess. You're going to have a HORRIBLE upset tummy resulting in an EXPLOSIVE accident. Catch my drift? Every time I say my magical word, you'll get tummy cramps. Your bowels will turn to liquid. Its going to be soooo nasty... not to mention MORTIFYING!! The spell will take effect at the end of a countdown. With every number uttered, you'll feel your stomach tightening and your asshole loosening. Closer... closer... EWWWW