What's the matter, step-bro? ...Oh, no one wants to date you? Maybe I can give you some dating advice but first I want to see your penis - we need to make sure there's nothing wrong down there! Oh, come on, no need to be shy. I am your step-sis, it's fine. ...What is THAT?! Are you serious right now?! I hope this is not one of your stupid pranks because your dick is the tiniest I've EVER seen! HAHAHA. I have so many questions, like how do you even jerk off that thing? At least now we know why no one wants to go out with you...